Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Ways to beat the office pervert

A blog entry suggested by my colleague and here’re my thoughts:-

How to stop the pervert from wolf-ing around in the office:



  1. Warn him or get his buddies who aren’t fellow wolves to counsel him

  2. Button your blouse all the way up (check that no buttons foul up), or simply go for the turtle neck

  3. Wear stockings/leggings even if you dress is more than a metre long

  4. Studs, nails n needles are in, look for those with these latest designs on the shoulders, waist... wherever he's most likely to put his arms around.
  5. Step on his foot with your esp. with your stilettos if he sneaks up to you from your back. Just on his ‘foot’ and not ‘feet’ cuz you may lose your balance and end up in his arms

  6. Roll your chair over his feet if he sneaks up from behind your seat

  7. if he tries to get fresh with you, lure him to a crowded place like the pantry, where there's also hot boiling water

  8. If he snaps your photo (of anything u consider an outrage of modesty), ask for a copy via email with the sweetest smile, then foward it to HR – straight to the director

  9. Passively, wait for him to prey on queen bee
  10. Kick him in the crotch as a last resort?

More suggestions welcome!

Merry Crimbo and may you stay away from all wolves!

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