Thursday, February 26, 2009

Caught In the Act


We had farewell lunch for my colleague (centre) today at Hogs Breath. I like the mascot – the weird pig but not the pork. And how do you like the checked red n white table cloth?
Anyway, shortly after that, we spotted our boss in the act! So he likes sweet young things!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Mosquitoes

Lots of mosquitoes at my place n cockroaches in the office recently. I wonder what kind of life I’m having.

Cockroaches are not a problem cuz I’m a cockroach lover, cum killer (my weapon is a simple small piece of post-it sticker). It’s the mosquitoes that get on to my nerves. Anyway, after a month long’s battle with them and the trials and errors, I found the solution.

Patches – completely useless. In fact, I got more bites the night I used it. I supposed the mosquitoes were angry with me using it n decided to be harsher on me.


Sachets - useless against some very resilient mosquitoes


Insecticide – I almost died too but the mozzies managed to make a comeback at night after the spray in the evening


Coil - I may get choke cuz it’s a no-no for now


Blankets – too thick for hot weather


Best Solution – hide in a sleeping bag. I got a (fake) silk one form Vietnam. The most effective method so far!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The last i heard of him


The kidnapper told me he has turned into deep fried pork chop....... Yummy!!!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Finding McDull! HELP!


My husband, McDull, went missing slightly after lunch. Apparently, he's been kidnapped. Pls contact me at ext 636 if you spot him:
About 4cm long, quite flat,pinkish beige boy in green (yes including the hat). See photo from kidnappers for more details.


I heard he’s being circulated, so please help!

To the kidnappers: feel free to let him die. I WON’T PAY YOU A SINGLE CENT!