Halal 猪

The following terms are actually halal. Don’t be deceived by the words.

猪肠粉 – self-explanatory
猪兜 – no no, it’s not Mc Dull but anyone (as in human beings) stupid
猪头炳 – still for stupids

Caught In the Act

We had farewell lunch for my colleague (centre) today at Hogs Breath. I like the mascot – the weird pig but not the pork. And how do you like the checked red n white table cloth?

Anyway, shortly after that, we spotted our boss in the act! So he likes sweet young things!

Mosquitoes

Lots of mosquitoes at my place n cockroaches in the office recently. I wonder what kind of life I’m having.

Cockroaches are not a problem cuz I’m a cockroach lover, cum killer (my weapon is a simple small piece of post-it sticker). It’s the mosquitoes that get on to my nerves. Anyway, after a month long’s battle with them and the trials and errors, I found the solution.

Patches – completely useless. In fact, I got more bites the night I used it. I supposed the mosquitoes were angry with me using it n decided to be harsher on me.

Sachets - useless against some very resilient mosquitoes

Insecticide – I almost died too but the mozzies managed to make a comeback at night after the spray in the evening

Coil - I may get choke cuz it’s a no-no for now

Blankets – too thick for hot weather

Best Solution – hide in a sleeping bag. I got a (fake) silk one form Vietnam. The most effective method so far!

The last i heard of him

The kidnapper told me he has turned into deep fried pork chop....... Yummy!!!

Finding McDull! HELP!

My husband, McDull, went missing slightly after lunch. Apparently, he's been kidnapped. Pls contact me at ext 636 if you spot him:
About 4cm long, quite flat,pinkish beige boy in green (yes including the hat). See photo from kidnappers for more details.

I heard he’s being circulated, so please help!

To the kidnappers: feel free to let him die. I WON’T PAY YOU A SINGLE CENT!

Beatty Primary School

I met up with my primary school friends recently. Haven’t seen them for a few years as we only gather when this guy, the organizer, comes back from Australia. He’s my oldest friend in the group cuz I knew him in primary 1 and we played soccer etc together. I was the 2nd tallest girl in class and he the 1st boy in the line, so were quite “close”.

The irony is those in Spore don’t actually have everyone’s number… and one of them stays only a few blocks away and works near where I work.

Anyway, here’re the photos we took (the one with an eye problem is my oldest friend and in white, my neighbour). Unfortunately, I don’t have our primary school photos. This cock-eyed guy borrowed them from me and lost them.

Thank goodness someone invented the digicam! Anyway, Beatty Primary School closed down soon after we graduated.

Safety First

Recently, I have been invited to join the company’s safety committee but tried to turn it down cuz I’m not safety conscious. I can’t even take care of myself. Anyway, the decision’s not final, just like the many other decisions in the company, my company.

Then, on another occasion, the admin manager put my name down as one of the fire wardens. Trust me, I’ll be the first to disappear and evacuate in case of a fire. My own safety first.

In conclusion, I’m still a good choice if life is really that positive: my colleagues would be much safer should I be on the safety committee, cuz they would have no choice but to take their personal safety more seriously than before.