A man of depth (内涵)

This the limited edition McDull shower gel my friends in HK bought me. He’s now sitting happily in the toilet of my house, like the way some priceless trophies of award winning celebrities reside permanently in the toilet. But he is unique and draws constant attention – my sis pumps out the gel violently or slaps him on the cheek, and my mum likes to lift and weigh him whenever she notices him the bathroom. Our only worry is the content inside him runs out too quickly. Refill? Maybe not, I can’t bear the sight of him being covered in dove shower cream or hand soap in the long run.

BTW, notice how dirty my wall is? So please do not come and visit.